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May 16, 2012

Day 6 of my captivity. This town is slowly trying to change me. We moved in last Friday to be greeted by friendly neighbors. They introduced their children. Warmly welcomed me. And then invited me to a block party on Memorial Day weekend. I saw through it. The next day, another neighbor introduced himself. He, [...]

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Talking Cats and Slow News

February 3, 2012

I find that Friday is one of the slowest days on the internet (second only to Saturday because hopefully people are enjoying some fresh air – you know, OUTSIDE). My email slows down. My Twitter stream slows down. Most people are done writing and promoting for the week and gearing up for the weekend. I [...]

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My Haircut Manifesto

January 6, 2012

I’ve always had a love-hate relationship with my hair. Actually, I take that back. I mostly have always hated it. It’s fine, it’s thin(ning), and it always seems to want to do what it wants do. Namely, fall straight in front of my face. I always had dreams of my hair looking like this: (For [...]

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2011 Top 20 Blogmas Posts to Bring Out the Funny

December 27, 2011

Don’t know what Blogmas is? Check out my original call for posts and my summary of this whole crazy Blogmas roll out this week. Here is something I  might have never revealed to you. I love to laugh. I love funny things. But I am extremely picky about the things I laugh at. It’s not [...]

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Shopping with a Keen Eye for the Ridiculous

December 1, 2011

I love shopping. And I also get a pretty big kick out of ridiculous things. I actually have a whole folder on my iPhone for apps I deem “Ridiculous” (iFart being one of them). But when you combine shopping and ridiculousness, it can be quite entertaining. On Monday, I went to Sears for the afternoon. [...]

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No one knows messy like I know messy

November 5, 2011

Most people think I’m a lovely housekeeper. These are my friends in “real” life and my family. They are the ones that visit for the holidays or stopover for a little get together. According to them, “my house always looks spotless.” I have a secret to confess. It’s because I clean my arse off before [...]

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Just 5 things… Friday Night Confessions

October 21, 2011

I know it’s not Friday night (or actually it might be by the time you read this) but the title just sounded so right. Kind of like “Love Songs After Dark.” And no, I’m not talking about the really cheesy but racy movies that used to come on basic cable channels late at night. I’m [...]

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Welcome to My Lair

October 7, 2011

My goal today is to do three things: 1. Welcome you to my blog. 2. Show you how irresistible my blog is. 3. Make you come back time and time and time again. You see, dear reader, today is my SITS day. As part of the SITS community, one blogger is featured almost every day and [...]

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I’m Too Cool to Swiffer

September 23, 2011

I’m kind of excited. This is my very first housecleaning post. And knowing my skillset, it probably will be my last. So my house has been on the market since April of this year. You know what that means, right? Beds made every day. Dishes washed after every meal. Laundry done on a regular basis. [...]

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Batman is not a Superhero.

September 7, 2011

I’m not a comic book nerd but I could easily play one. You see, I have a little boy. And I made the mistake of introducing that little boy to one of my favorite cartoons as a kid, “Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends.” (Did you notice I even spelled Spider-Man correctly? It’s not Spiderman or [...]

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