Thanks for joining me for Day Two of Blogmas, where I bring you the best blog posts of 2013 according to you! If you missed yesterday’s post, go catch up. I selected my favorite submissions from the year.
I’m back with another installment of BLOGMAS 2013 where YOU asked for the best posts of 2013!
Okay, wait. I guess you didn’t really ask. I asked. But you answered so it’s kind of like you asked.
Anyway, we’re moving on to one of my favorite categories… HUMOR! Here’s the kicker, though. Humor is in the eye of the beholder. I might think it’s funny and you may not (and vice versa). That’s what makes diversity in the blogosphere so awesome. I guarantee at least one of these awesome posts will at least make you crack a smile. If so, leave me a comment and tell me which one so I know I was right.
Here are some of the funniest posts from 2013, according to you.
Best Post for Moms to Shake Their Heads and Wonder “How the hell is this child MINE?” by Erica Voll at No Sleep Til College
I think it helps if you know Erica because I can literally hear her in my head saying, “How the hell is this child MINE?”. But even if you don’t know Erica and you didn’t really catch up on the million or so shares of the Beastie Boys/GoldieBlox video on Facebook (like me), now is the time. If you haven’t seen the video, google it and then read Erica’s post about how she has some work to do with her daughter.
Best Reminder That Life Can Knock You On Your Knockers At Any Moment by MLP at I Miss You When I Blink
Yes, it’s a post about knockers. Yes, those knockers. And if you’ve ever had them squished intentionally or unintentionally, you’ll love laughing at ML’s story of how a potential scary moment gained some ridiculous perspective.
Best Post for Illustrating How Self-Publishing is Like Giving Birth by JC Little at The Animated Woman
JC, who refuses to tell me what JC stands for, is comfortable making you feel uncomfortable. Like the time she read a story about ringworms in front of an entire audience, complete with illustrations. While she warns you that this post contains nudity, relax – it’s only the animated kind.
Best Keeping-It-Real-Glad-It-Wasn’t-Me Post by Nicole Hempeck at Moments That Define Life
You know how we often envy other people’s live? Especially when we see all the cute, precious photos online and wonder why our kids are so nice/cute/sleepy/agreeable/etc.? Nicole breaks down the reality of just one of those moments is really all about.
Best Post Where I Trick You Into Thinking We Have Our Sh*t Together as Parents. Cuz We Don’t. by Aliza Worthington at The Worthington Post
I almost decided this was more of a parenting story instead of humor. But read it. All the way till the end. Because the last paragraph is the punchline and so worth it.
The Post Most Likely To Inspire You To Wear Your Granny Panties Proud! by The Dose Girls at The Dose of Reality
I know you’re scared. You see the word MILF in the post title below and you’re wondering how risque this site is getting. No worries. It’s the Dose Girls, Lisa and Ashley. And if you’re eyes are tired of reading at this point, watch the video at the end at the very least.
Post Which Will Have You Hearing Bugs in Your Ear All Night Long by Erin Lane at A Parenting Production
Erin thinks she’s ridiculous sometimes. She may very well be but not for the reasons she gives here. Any self-respecting bug-o-phobe will appreciate the extreme measures she requires for a safe night’s sleep. In my case, replace mosquito with spider and you might as well lock me up.
Best Post for Moms Without a Competing Uterus in The Home by Amanda Rodriguez at Dude Mom
I’m proud (and happy) to say I have no competing uterus in my home. I’m a dude mom just like Amanda. But we only have our baby toe dipped in the waters of sports so we haven’t quite learned the joys of “the cup.” Now I know what to expect.
Best Post About a Honeymoon Gone Terribly, Horribly Wrong by Meredith at ImaginAcres
I’m sure Meredith didn’t intend for her honeymoon to become a humor piece. Actually, it’s more like a train wreck and you can’t look away. I was riveted by the story and had to read every last word. And if you do, you’ll be whipping out your credit card to buy Meredith a nice weekend as a spa (she deserves it!).
Best Step-By-Step Guide to Living The J. Crew Lifestyle by MLP at I Miss You When I Blink
I can’t help it. I’m a sucker for making fun of the catalog lifestyle. Whether it’s reading Catalog Living or spending too much time following Quinoa’s adventures on Pinterest, it’s funny stuff. And J. Crew just made it so easy.
Best Worst Taxi Cab Driver Story by Robyn Wright at Robyn’s Online World
All this time, I thought NYC taxi drivers were the worst. It turns out they do actually reject people for taxi driver positions. And then clearly send them all to Boston. I’m still not sure how Robyn kept her composure.
Best Snarky Outlook on Being Single in this Crazy World by Melany Berger at Melany’s GUYdlines
Oh, to be young and single again. Wait a minute – how about just the young part. I guess the grass is always greener no matter which side you’re looking at.
Best Post Wondering Why This Girl Is Still Surfing the Land of Douchebags for a Date by Melany Berger at Melany’s GUYdlines
Remember Melany who’s sorta cool with being single for the holidays? Here she laments the downside of the single life, or what I’d like to call, “Why Dogs Are Better Than Boyfriends.”
Best Post to Make You Feel Less Embarrassed By Your Most Embarrassing Moment by Cindy Reed at The Reedster Speaks
How is this post supposed to make you feel less embarrassed? Well, by comparison, of course! Cindy explains how easily she can take a simple shopping trip and turn it into a few hundred words of ridiculousness.
Best No-Need-To-Make-Your-Own-Stuff-Come-Out-Of-Your-Nose-When-Reading Post by Robyn Wright at Robyn’s Online World
I’ve been known to make things come out of my nose. Not just the yucky stuff either. I have ventured into the land of the neti pot and I can guarantee you that I look nothing like the woman Robyn features in her post.
Best Post Lamenting the Loss of an Inanimate Object
I never set out to write a humorous piece but when I lost my precious HELLO mug early last year, someone challenged me to devote a whole post to it. So I have one last chance to share how special that one mug was for me.
So didja laugh? Didja? If not, then you’re a heartless, soulless being. Or clearly, you have a different sense of humor. I promise I’ll find something for you.
Tomorrow, come back and read the next installment of the Blogmas Best of 2013 submitted by YOU!